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The BTS/ATS Community College & Frat House **WAGGA WAGGA DORM**

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posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 09:03 AM
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I did try to change my name but they wouldn't let me. Guess I might as well take advantage of it then. What's the pay?




posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 10:41 AM
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Originally posted by Blogstalker
I did try to change my name but they wouldn't let me.

Hmmm, you keep saying that, but you picked it for a reason.


Guess I might as well take advantage of it then. What's the pay?

The pay? Just the satisfaction that our immense amount of stalking knowledge will be passed onto others.

Rush



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 10:43 AM
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Originally posted by hsur2112

Originally posted by Blogstalker

Hmmm, you keep saying that, but you picked it for a reason.

Rush


And I will take it to my grave.



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 10:48 AM
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Originally posted by Blogstalker

Originally posted by hsur2112

Originally posted by Blogstalker

Hmmm, you keep saying that, but you picked it for a reason.

Rush


And I will take it to my grave.


I guess you can call that lesson #1 be good at keeping secrets.



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by Blogstalker
And I will take it to my grave.


Lesson #2

Oh, I'll figure it out.

Rush



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 10:51 AM
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Originally posted by hsur2112

Originally posted by Blogstalker
And I will take it to my grave.


Lesson #2

Oh, I'll figure it out.

Rush


Lesson #2 learn as you go.



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 12:27 PM
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I think you misunderstood my fellow stalker.

Lesson #2 is....

"I'll figure out why you picked your screen name." That's the lesson, figuring things out. And I will.

So

Lesson #3

Learn as you go.

Rush



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 12:29 PM
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Tactful Negotiating 101
Instructor - Carrot

Required Materials:
- 1 tube of Mascara
- 3 different types of shoes (peep-toe, stilleto, wedge, etc)
- 1 black eye liner
- Notebook & Pen

Required Textbook:
None.

- Carrot



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by hsur2112
And I will.


Lesson #4

Intimidation


Oh hey Carrot. We could probably use the same "notes" on this one.

Rush

[edit on 14-1-2009 by hsur2112]



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by hsur2112

Originally posted by hsur2112
And I will.


Lesson #4

Intimidation


Oh hey Carrot. We could probably use the same "notes" on this one.

Rush

[edit on 14-1-2009 by hsur2112]


So the stalker is stalking the stalker??


I am a tough one to crack.
Back to lesson one.



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 02:34 PM
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I just stumbled in from DATS. I would like to know if sobriety is mandatory, encouraged, or frowned upon while attending class.



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 02:38 PM
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reply to post by Ant4AU
 


If you're here for the bartending class - then it is encouraged.

If you're here for the tactful negotiations class - it is encouraged.

If you're here for the stalking class....and if you're the stalkee or the stalker....


- Carrot



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 02:39 PM
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Well I would like to learn how to become a better stalkee if that is possible.



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 02:40 PM
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Tactful Negotiations

Lesson One: Eye Liner - How to apply it, less is more.

- Avril Lavigne doesn't need any copy-catters, and we'd like to see your natural eye color. Trust me, its important to negotiations.



- Carrot

*Im not sure on the stalkee part - you'll have to sit in Rush's class for that*



[edit on 1/14/2009 by CA_Orot]



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 02:44 PM
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Originally posted by Ant4AU
reply to post by CA_Orot
 


Well I would like to learn how to become a better stalkee if that is possible.


That class will be held by ATS's Site Admin.........Crakeur.

And all stalkees are encouraged to get drunk....really drunk.

Rush



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 02:58 PM
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I was actually going to suggest Crakeur, but i wasn't sure if he had signed up to actually teach that course or not??

 


Tactful Negotiations: Lesson Two - The art of applying mascara to maximize coverage and show off your best asset. Your eyes.

* Lesson will include propper "zig-zagging" skills and techniques, as well as "Its possible to coat every lash without clumps" , and finally "the outer lashes are the most important as they make your eyes look wider."

- Carrot



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 03:40 PM
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Stalking 101

Lesson #5

Follow your victem around the boards, post when they post, no need to directly engage in conversation, just let your presence be known.

Rush



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 04:04 PM
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I'd like to teach Realtionships 101.




posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 04:08 PM
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And what are his qualifications. I thought Rush and I were doing a good job. Except she seems to want to get information out of me I am not willing to give.



posted on Jan, 14 2009 @ 04:21 PM
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Originally posted by q_ball

AND LORD INFAMOUS




[edit on 7/9/2008 by Mirthful Me]


You know q, I don't think all the "no homo's" in the world couldn't save you here. Seeing as this is your WORST projection of all time.
:shk:

j/k man.


[edit on 14-1-2009 by The Scarecrow]

[edit on 14-1-2009 by The Scarecrow]



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