Wukky's caption contest

reply to post by whatukno





"Before I go, would you mind if I left a copy of the Watch Tower with you?"

"You know.. I'm not wearing pants in this photo"

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Smith has already been cast in the Matrix movie. "

[edit on 8/29/2008 by bigvig316]

"Forget the files, don't you know what secretaries are REALLY for? Lock the door and take off your clothes or your fired..... hehehe........"



[edit on 29-8-2008 by _Phoenix_]

"I'm from the Government and I'm here to help you."
(People flee in terror)

"Damn Im so hot...I think I will turn this picture into a caption contest on ATS so I can show people my hotness"

Disclaimer- I do not find wukky attractive in any way at all



[edit on 29/8/2008 by OzWeatherman]

Don't let this shirt and tie fool you. If you get one step closer I will verbally bash you with my wicked memes.

Great stuff guys, keep em commin,

Ill post the winners in a week on September 6 , then ill come up with a better pic of me to rip apart

[edit on 8/30/2008 by whatukno]

reply to post by whatukno
What? No gazillion points prize? Forget it!


[edit on 30-8-2008 by reject]

"Now, lets go over this again, and you can go home. Where did you put the Funyons?"

"Oz .. you're FIRED!"

"Yes, I'm really Michael Jackson, I just had another minor surgery, that's all."

My full name officer... It's Norman Jason Freddy Bates jr

...Yes I'm in charge of the Motel until my father returns from an "extended holiday" ....

Originally posted by Shugo

"Yes, I'm really Michael Jackson, I just had another minor surgery, that's all."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Are you one of the millions of men suffering from erectile dysfunction? Well, worry not. I have the product to help."

[edit on 2-9-2008 by LordInfamous]

[edit on 2-9-2008 by LordInfamous]

"Err... I'm here for the casting of Tom Hank's stunt-double"

The housing market is now in free fall but estate agents still remain smug.

[edit on 3-9-2008 by digdeep]

I am sorry Sir, there was no way to break the news to you gently but rest assured the itching will subside in a few days

"...and that's just without the rash."

First Place: The Utopian Penguin With 7 Stars!

"Yes...the third page of the contract does mention the word soul quite often"
"but it's nothing to worry about...."

Second Place: chissler With 5 Stars!

"Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too..."

Or any other quote from the movie Office Space

And we have a multiple Tie for third

Third Place:Osiris1953


Third Place:AshleyD


Third Place:elevatedone


Great Job everyone, now without further adoo, heres your next Wukky Pic to destroy



Great Job again,