Originally posted by Pisky
I can just imagine ...
And Pete said to Jesus 'If my brother plays the mofo, can I kick his ass ?'
And Jesus replied "Dude, you shouldn't kick his ass, you need to forgive him".
And Pete said "Bogus"
Matthew 18:22
I think youre on to something there. Pretty soon, they will probably re write the commandments to make them more 'hip' and understandishable as
well.
1. If somebody steps up on some fightin' #, just tell 'em "aight then", and roll.
2. Don't be mackin on ya homeboy's bitches.
3. Don't even be thinking about mackin on ya homeboy's bitches.
4. Don't be tryin ta gank somethin that you didnt get straight up.
5. Dont run ya mouf 'bout Jeezus like that.
Well, those are only five, but I misplaced the other tablet.

