posted on Jul, 23 2008 @ 03:24 PM
Hi, My name is John McCain. I want to apologize for not returning punches at the Obama campaign. You see I seem to have
this..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..uh,er where was I? oh yea. I have this here mouth problems where I seem to put my foot in it when I speak. Docs says i
should be ok by convention time. I also seem to have this here problem of gritting my teeth when I smile. Kinda makes me look mad all the time. The
doc gave me some them there blue pills, think there called VIagraa but they don't seem to be helping the problem. Seems to me they have only created
a bigger problem for me, if you know what I mean. Let me tell you, Pinocchio ain't got nothing on me. Aw what the hell. I promise to tell the truth
so I will. The reason I ain't returning punches is because I am afraid that my false teeth may fall out.
Seriously, just the humor side of me. I don't understand it either. McCain reminds me of Bob Dole when he was nominated to run against Bill Clinton.
And I know you Obama fans say he has it in the bag, but if I were you I would be worried. McCain isn't even fighting back and he is going toe to toe
with Obama. I bet if you go back to Dole Clinton, Clinton had him licked from the word go. For somebody who is running on the theme of change, I am
surprise that he isn't doing better in the polls. As far as McCain, he needs to find the cajones he wore in 2000.
Quick, somebody check his heartbeat.