My Teacher Is An Alien

This is to share any stories someone may have about someone they've seen or known who acts so ridiculously weird that he/she HAS to be an alien.

I'll start. My third grade teacher Mrs. Jackson once fussed at me for cheating on a test when she left the room. I was young, so obviously when the teacher leaves the room everyone cheats...the weird thing was that she said she could see me through the walls.

Obviously, I'm not saying she could see through walls. Just something strange like that which makes you think "hmm...my teacher is an alien!"

Nobody has any stories about someone that was just so frickin weird they must be an alien? Tsk tsk