I Like The Government Because...

Hi to everyone in the UK!

I like the government because they tax the hell out of people.

I like the government because they didn't spend responsibly and we have no backup for the coming financial chaos.

I like the government because they have stealth taxes.

I like the government because they can spy on me whenever they want.

I like the government because they can detain me without trial for over a month.

I like the government because i need a license for pretty much everything.

I like the government because they tell me to be scared all the time.

I like the government because they spend more and more money, borrowing tons of it and soak it up in a massive beaurocracy.

I like the government because all the tops people skim off the tax payers money and basically are thieves.

I like the government because they took us to a war, on intelligence we know was false.

I like the government because they have made the UK hated in so many countries.

I like the government because when people say no to a policy they simply rename it and don't allow a vote that they promised.

I like the government for all these reasons. Why do you like yours?

[edit on 8-7-2008 by ImaginaryReality1984]

I don't like the government, its a psychopathic criminal regime, to try and own people and try and take there souls.

I like the government because bureaucrats are well marbled and jucy.
They plump when you cook em, and they are yummy in your tummy.
When, you just can't afford a pork chop, but they can still find room in the pork barrel, there is always enough to go around when you have the neighbors over for broiled boiled baked or stewed politico!

[edit on 8-7-2008 by Cyberbian]

I love my government because, I get to pay taxes on both ends of every single transaction.

I love spending a ridiculous amount of money on social security, that I will never see again.

I love being watched at every street corner.

I love having a currency that loses half of it's value every 2 years.

I love that my government is willing to kill millions of people so that a few giant companies can rake in billions of dollars.

I love that 2.5 trillions of dollars has been used to imprison close to 2 million Americans in the highly successful "War on Drugs".

I love that everyone else in the world hates me because I'm from a country that is not only willing to oppress it's own populace, but to also spread it around to many places, like south and central America, the ME, Asia and parts of Europe.

I love that our election system is rigged so that only people who play by the rules of globalist enslavement get into power.

I love that the power of our "elected" officials is auctioned to the highest "special interest" bidder. (foreign interests please apply)

I love that my gov't has decided to sell off our interstate highway system to foreign companies so they can be toll roads, after I already paid for them.

I love losing my countries national status, so we can have our laws blended with those of corruption to the south, and socialism to the north.

I like my government because I AM my government.

Each man morally amenable for his own actions, serving conscience; forged by the river of life.

This is the true way.

sovereign, I bow only to the Most High.

I am,

Sri Oracle