Zyes!! Thenk yew Department of zee Homeland Security. Vee have been waitg fur zis fur a loong time.
Heres your bracelet. Now go get on the plane.
Next if you want to drive your car, your DL will be replaced with a Tazer bracelet.
Oh, you kid going to school... yeah he's gonna need to get fitted for a bracelet.
Whats that? you going to the ball game... yeah we sell tazer bracelets in your team colors.
Whats that Mayor... umm yeah to qualify for federal funding your going to need to designate 45% of your city as Tazer bracelet required zones.
ATTENTION ALL PROTESTERS IN THE FREE SPEECH ZONE.... YOU MUST BE WEARING YOUR TAZER BRACELETS AT ALL TIMES...
Using public transportation... um yeah you'll need your tazer bracelet for identification purposes.
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