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posted on Jun, 29 2008 @ 06:11 AM
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Humor has a way of healing those laughing and mortifying those who are being laughed at... I think for once I actually hit on a good way to deal with this freakishness... laughing at it...

All of our civil liberties could probably be reclaimed if we chose to protest via humor... wearing bannanas in our pants when we go through the xray machines at airports... or shoe inlets that say "security jobs stink more than my shoe" for when they make me take off my shoes...

lol how about if they are going to "probe" people you make sure you have something funny in there Rofl... like a picture rolled up of G Bush... It would be hysterical wouldn't it?

What if we all carried catnip or oregeno whenever we travelled, when they make that illegal we all carry powdered sugar and do it ad infinitum until it became to cumbersome to pass any more laws or the people who have to enforce them are too mortified to bother or care anymore?

You know, what if we are all really funny... like instead of 2 million people getting together to protest immigration, maybe 2 milion americans should run across the border to mexico and try and aquire jobs? Just randomly start doing mexican lawns and offering them drinks and stuff... maybe bring our drugs, like we all go with something like minoxadil and give it to balding mexican guys....

what if on tax day we all overpayed and titled it "tip"

how would the system actually react to that situation? would it bog them down processing rebates....

or if they record our calls, maybe we need to all give our friends names like a-bomb and anthrax, awnser our phones with Yo Mohammed where's the fire? or those shoes are the bomb...

what if we all sent everything we have in the bank to the account of some fat dumbass in a another country, it needs to be a funny country and a really retarded guy, like some stoner expatriate in Amsterdam... we all live week to week, but if 100 million working class americans sent our last 100 bucks to that guy we'd give 10 Billion bucks to a guy eating hash brownies and playing d & d all day...

Do it to a differnet idiot every week for a year lol, that would create a whole different set of Bilderburgs real fast wouldn't it?

Stoned fatty in Amsterdam one week, A sanitation worker with a porn addiction the next week... just go off and pick a different giant goof ball veery week until we have 500 Bilderbergs afecting the world...with no agenda or not even a clue lol... we will name doufbergs...

If all the people on Earth who are sick of religion actually joined a really stupid religion... this would be great, that's sending a meesage, make it funny... we all worship a Penguin named Al, make a really stupid diet and make it religous law that we all get snow days from work and instead of Mecca at 5:00 we all get Milk and Cookies at 2:00... why not? what would they do?

What if we demanded of our leaders that they declare "color war" on Iran... make them have to get up a team and go on scavenger hunts and play a giant tug of war with like 1 Million people on each side?

If they declare martial war we all sneak out after dark... by the millions to make out in wierd places, what American soldier would shoot? That's like brainwashing them into being the son of sam... wouldn't happen...

You know, like the mideast gets whacky? I think we should as a national strategy pretend to all convert to Islam, but we act like... Retarded Americans... Pretend we don't "get it" and just goof it all up, like we all buy the clothes but the all American men cover our faces and we all do they pray to Mecca thing but start some irrational argument where we can't decide if we should face West or East because we are right inbetween on the planet... so we all do it, but we all face different directions...

We could declare some interpretation to mean that we shouldn't use oil and just stop buying it from them all the time lol, just get ridiculously non materialistic for a year and work all the time and not spend anything on anything from anywhere and see how people like us lol...

put out a bunch of Billion dollar movies but with Islamic guidelines, all super heroes get their powers from allah and no one ever kisses or falls in love, we just make all dry entertainment wher nothing happens lol

lol what if... ROFL what if everyone in America made a pilgrimage to Mecca this year! and totally disrupted everything asking too many questions and just being American lol...

300 Million of us just head to Mecca for the weekend lol... bring like all gaudy beach towels and lawn chairs and go with like, Islamic culture like above, but still be totally American, Big T-shirts that say "I'm with Mohammed" and American Rap on Radios with all the lyrics resung to reflect Islam, liek Brittney Spears singing "I'm a slaaave to Allah" and like the Back street Boys could do a live performance and sing songs about lamb and humus Lol, lol... Lol, we bring all our gay guys but they are nonsexual just keep the Gay manerisms and run around talking about the colors of everyones turbans and redocorating stuff... LOL we bring like 4-5 books each and burn them as being anti Islam in the middle of the week lol...

LOL we all sing an Islamic song, but purposely screw the words up and do different groups like when people do "row row row your boat" all of us start on a different syllable and sing out of tune like we are retarded...

Right? they would never want to convert any culture ever again by the time we were done, they'd be so embrassed seeing their culture reflected that way...

and our Governemnt? Why don't we all just ask for cavity searches when we see cops? Just be like "Hey... I want to know i'm not breaking any laws man, could you give me the once over?"

Or LOL we should get like sirens and flashing lights on our cell phones... lol, so when anyone calls it's like an emergency is happening...

or LOL, just volunteer to be on display, everyone sets up webcams in our homes and post them to the net with our personal info so anyone can see whatever they want 24 7, all the juicy dirt they want... I'd put one right in my toilet lol so they could tune in and literally see the Sh*7 come out of my arse lol... just everyone install webcams lol and set them up on google video so it's free... and we jam the search engines with it all lol... Just sit in front of them and play with our belly Fat and pick our noses hahahah




posted on Jun, 29 2008 @ 06:45 AM
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ROFL!

i couldn't help it but to agree with you that......
when you cant deal with things SERIOUSLY.....
you just have to do the opposite.......but STILL AGAINST all these that we are facing...in a different manner and method.

well...we have to get our facts right first.
im still in the dark...in terms of details...
but i can safely assume that something very sinister and dark is happening behind-behind-behind-behind-behind.....(dunno how many).....-the-scenes.

i just hope whatever ideas you suggested,
better make sure its for Laugh and someone
will not take it offensively.

in general, i like your idea. yea...i like it.
being serious....isn't fun at all.



posted on Jun, 29 2008 @ 09:01 AM
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I am serious lol, I mean think about it the biggest problem in the world and biggest problems come from people who take things waaaay too seriously.

Ghandi kind of had the right idea with peaceful non compliance, I'm saying take it up a notch to Hilarious non compliance...

Like what if instead of sending Bolton to the Un at a height of tough guyness... we just sent Barney? Can't you see it, Chavez is screaming about he US, Putins guys are all serious, everyone is just uptight as all heck and in walks the US representative to the UN... and it's Barney and he says "Hello Boys and Girls, I'd like to talk about Oil today...that's Oil O... I... L, can you all say Oil"

Like maybe the next tiem Ahedidnimedinmedinjaad calls for the destruction of Isreal... all Isreal does is send Chanukah gifts to everyone in Iran...

Or lol, what if Sallie Struthers did a save the American commercial... "for just 43 cents a day Fat Tony can eat 2 more Burritos"

Bush should have a sense of humor, lol grow a little Hitler mustache for the remainder of his presidancy....

wouldn't laughter diffuse so much more of this all than anger does?





[edit on 29-6-2008 by mopusvindictus]



posted on Jul, 1 2008 @ 07:48 AM
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Loll this thread is awesome. Flagged you for it. Some really cool ideas in there. Wouldn't mind trying some of them out.




 
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