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Married For The 11th Time.

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posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 07:43 AM
A man married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a Psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a Gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

posted on Jun, 18 2008 @ 10:08 AM
That's funny, I don't care who you are! It's always nice to see a good joke at work.

posted on Nov, 19 2008 @ 11:50 AM
LOL for a moment I thought it was a real story,my 2nd to oldest sister has been married 8 times

posted on Nov, 19 2008 @ 12:19 PM
She should have opted for a car salesman.
TEST DRIVE before you buy!

posted on Dec, 16 2008 @ 02:14 AM
Good thing she didn't try marrying a coroner.

posted on Dec, 16 2008 @ 04:39 AM

Kinda Liz Taylor ....(nah....j/k)

Thanks for a good laugh!

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