posted on Jun, 11 2008 @ 11:51 PM
Yes! These things are absolute evil! They creep through your bedroom window at night and steal underwear! And then, they pick the locks, spill milk
all over the kitchen counter, and trip you on the way down the stairs in the morning!!!
. . . . i am kidding, of course. They're made of clay! How are they going to go spidermanning around? Clay is not flexible once it's kilnfired the
first time, and those guys have been baked multiple times to get their bright cheery evil colored glazes just right. Even if they were possessed, by
some crazy strangeness, all they'd be able to do would be sit there and hate the people moving around them, or by some stretch of the imagination,
hop around a little. And maybe scare the neighborhood cat in doing so. MAYBE!