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Husband Mart

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posted on Mar, 4 2004 @ 10:42 AM
First---this is a JOKE--- I mean no offense to men or women that read this joke. Remember it is ONLY a joke

Husband Mart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and are extremely good looking. Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting . BUT, there must be more
further up!"
And again she heads up another flight The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

posted on Mar, 4 2004 @ 10:54 AM
So true! Hehe....

Of course, it'd be easy to reverse this on the guys, but then, we'd stop at the floor with the sluts, hehe....

posted on Mar, 4 2004 @ 10:55 AM
What about the floor for the bisexual women?

posted on Mar, 6 2004 @ 12:43 AM
hehe i remember when we had the thread about sexxuality and it turns out something like half the active male posters are married or about to be married to a bi-sexxual woman (including myself) it was very amusing

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