Insane Nazis or truth seekers?

Ugh. I think I just got out of the worst manditory assembly of all time.
Here are some things I picked up though:
The first ammentment is to protect children.
Having sex with 4 different partners means you have a 100% chance of getting an STD.
The media is lying to you.
Playing video games makes you kill people.
Looking at porn at a young age makes you kill people or become a serial killer.

... need I go on? This assembly was utter crap, and yet we were forced to sit through it. Think im kidding about it?
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I personally think they're insane and that we should not have been forced to sit through that. What are your thoughts?

As a closing comment, sense when was the first amendment to "protect children"?

That is some funny stuff! What the hell is wrong with people? Yes, because wacking off will give you a stronger grip on the handle of that knife when you are stabbing your mother.