posted on May, 8 2008 @ 09:38 PM
Ok, i haven't been on at all in the last two months, this is why, i got a Wii, the bast game system ever, let me just say this, OMG WII OWNS
LIFE*ahem* sorry, slight side effects to getting a Wii are as follows:
1. Wii elbow: similar to tennis elbow, but caused by playing your Wii for five hours straight.
2 a. (note, this only applies to students); yelling teachers: while your new Wii is amazing, you may stay up late and miss some school time, or maybe
even skip school altogether, thus getting yelled at by teachers.
2 b. (note, this only applies if you have/had a job); lack of job: you will miss time in work, or just not get a job at all, it is not a wise idea to
get a wii if you don't have a job so don't get one if you are jobless.
3. zombie eyes: i have touched on the lack of sleep earlier, you will miss sleep and get what i call "zombie eyes", you all know what im talking
4. the "ARG" problem: while playing the legend of zelda: twilight princess,(i know you will get it if you get a wii, trust me) you will develop the
"ARG" problem, you get this when you cant find a key in a dungeon, than all you can think and talk about is that one key you cant find or get to.
5. Snakeitus(other strains known as Sonicitus, and Wolfitus etc...): while playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl, you may experience Snakeitus, or one of
its counterparts, while playing brawl you will chose only one person to play as all day, week, month, or forever, this is an unavoidable virus, unless
you avoud buying brawl, which wont happen, because brawl is such an amazing game.
these are the current "Wii symptoms" as i go i will think up more, if you have some ides please post them, i would like to hear your "Wii