posted on Apr, 30 2008 @ 03:24 PM
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin' and stuff....... So I says to myself, Self? Grandmom said she sent me a really cool birthday card with
like 5 bucks in it for my birthday and stuff. I wonder where that card is? Like I never got that really cool card with the 5 bucks in it.
Hmmmmmm........ I could sure use that 5 bucks and stuff. My beer supply is like runnin' low and stuff.
Hmmmmmmmm............ where did that really cool card with the 5 bucks in it go.......... where did that really cool card go..............
Did my dog Yabaastad eat that really cool card with the five bucks in it? So I call him over "Come here Yabaastad." He comes walkin' over lookin'
all guilty and stuff. Nah, like I would have seen ripped up really cool card and five buck fragments on the floor. "It's ok. Lay down Yabaastad."
Nope, not Yabaastad this time and stuff.
Hmmmmmmmmmm............ like I'm still waitin' for that check for the million dollars I won too. Yep, that guy on the phone was so nice. All I had
to do was give him my social security number, and bank account numbers. That was a really easy way to win a million bucks and stuff. Nope I never got
that check............. Hmmmmmmmm..........
You know I bet that mailman is to blame! I never trusted that mailman. That mailman thinks he's so cool. Drivin' a car with the steering wheel on
the wrong side, walkin' around, wearin' a fancy uniform, deliverin' mail and stuff.
I hate that mailman and stuff............
Yep, like I never get those really cool cards, but I always get my bills and stuff. Yep, those bills are always in my mailbox. Hmmmmmmmm.........now
I'm really doin' some thinkin' and stuff....... I bet that mailman is a reptilian! Yep he uses his really cool reptilian X-Ray vision to look at my
mail, and takes the really cool cards and stuff.
Hey! The other day I saw that mailman eating a hamburger, fries, and a coke and stuff. That hamburger, fries, and coke cost $4.99 and stuff! He used
the 5 dollars that was in my really cool card! OMG! It's all makin' sense and stuff.
That mailman uses his reptilian mind readin' and knows when I have some extra money, and he puts a bill in my mailbox and stuff. Yep! Like every
single time! Like if I want to go see a game and stuff. There's a bill. Like if I want to buy a gallon of gas and a bag of rice, there's a bill and
stuff. Forget about 9/11 - this is a conspiracy and stuff!
I hate that mailman.