What do you do when your girlfriend thinks your the star in a porn move? Run for your life!!!

This was a local news story that hit the air last night...
I'm not going to paraphrase this is to funny as it is...

Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail

A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.

The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

That’s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Montoya, had a knife.

“She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.

The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, (This is a major six lane roadway with business lining both sides of the street)begging the 911 dispatcher for help.

He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.

“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.

The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim’s residence.

Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery.

She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.

IF you like I'll post a link to the story and the video from the news...
Once you see the picture of this woman I think you'd agree with me when I say I'd run for it too!!! Link to story

If there's a lesson here, maybe its don't watch porno's with your sweetie if there happens to be a knife within easy reach???

[edit on 25-4-2008 by DaddyBare]