The AboveTopSecret Fighting Arena

reply to post by budski


you have left me with no choice
but to use my second my deadliest weapon in my Arsenal of deadly bio weapons

MY FART
with a cocktail of Egg and beans

you have messed with the wrong person
mess with fire and you get burnt

to the poster above me a Mouse Trap

reply to post by bodrul


PAH - your egg and bean farts are nothing to me for I have inhaled the BREATH OF PRESCOTT,

and I now unleash it on you!

reply to post by budski


then i must use a even more toxic mix
i cant believe it has come to this , this may be the end of the Human race as we know it as this topix mix can cause an explosion larger then a super nova

you have condemed us all

God help us all.

reply to post by bodrul


God help YOU

I have the ultimate weapon

A weapon so powerful it makes a supernova look like one of your puny farts

I HAVE

A small vial

of GODS B.O.

and I will unleash it unless you concede, and recognise me as your vanquisher.

reply to post by ElectricUncleSam


HA!

Your funny walks are a mere bauble compared to a lifetime of being taunted a second time!

reply to post by budski


i have one thing more powerfull then your GODs B.O
and that is the B.O of Saten him self and since he hangs around alot of dead people that will be more Strong and deadly

HA HA

I'm sorry but God doesn't have B.O. So he must be using Satans B.S....

Also the mouse trap, did nothing... For farting so much and trying to steal something of God's which he does not have, 1000 years buried alive with 2 oz of water you can't reach... And for fun we'll fill the coffin with jumping spiders genetically engineered to attack your family jewels...

:bash:

reply to post by bodrul


The very wicked breath of satan cannot compare to god, because he is of god.

The angel gabriels SBD's can take out whole solar systems.

I back gods BO over satans bodily functions.

Poor uncle - he lost the battle of the monty python.

Originally fought between the python team and pete&dud

But alas, he's not up to that standard.

YIELD KNAVE, afore I run ye through...

I'm starting my 1 month tunneling mission to the center of the earth, where I will set off a nuclear warhead on a timer while I shoot myself into outerspace in my big boy rocket ship where I will be carbon frozen until I'm found by some remote alien species somewhere...
Of course I've also written a set of directions of how to unfreeze me and the conditions needed for my survival.

you have one month and 20 hours before the warhead goes off...
I would start planning if I were you... no one knows where I'm digging... yet...

reply to post by budski


in that case i shall use your B.O
nothing can compare to that

reply to post by bodrul


Ah but it can,

just put your hand in front of your mouth and breathe out, then sniff....