reply to post by GetOutOfMyRabbitHole
...................
Hi, RabbitHole
Don't know if you're in Oz, but if so, you'll be aware of the truly lunatic antics of our 'intelligence' services. Goes all the way back. You
may have seen the documentary a year or so ago about an Aussie artist, back in the Commie 'Red Under the Bed' hijinks .. equivalent of the BS War on
Terra/Terrorists of today.
Artist was of reasonable fame in Oz .. can't remember his name and it doesn't matter. What the documentary brought to light was the massive
expenditure in dollars, manpower and time involved in 'spying' on him. Went on for years ... decades I think. His 'crime'? He'd been a member
of the Oz Communist Party at some stage. Attended a few meetings and got himself that Righteous Feeling talking it up over scones and weak tea.
Everyone involved with the artist was under investigation by the geniuses in ASIO and affiliated 'intelligence'. Thousands of photos of the artist
and his friends, family, their friends, associates, milkmen, bread delivery, old school friends from 20 years ago,
their friends, family,
milkman, etc.
Oz Intelligence services are allocated a budget. They're public servants. They want to use up their budgets and apply for larger allocations. All
justified by 'increased workload', additional recruits, etc. etc.
Remember the 'Howard Supports Bush's Phony War on Terra' fiasco a few years ago, featuring newly-outfitted 'Oz anti-terra squads' ... all dressed
up in their new black coveralls, six inch sole boots, big face masks and toting ridiculous, Target-looking weaponry ? They looked like a bunch of ten
years olds in their new Christmas-present 'terra squad' outfits and plastic guns. And of course, tv-news 'just happened' to be on the spot when
the 'secret' operation swung into 'we wannbe Yanks' action.
Dressed up in their new black outfits and barely able to walk in their new 'We Are Monsters' boots .. they kicked in the doors of that Muslim
'terra suspect' little house in Bankstown or wherever ... almost pausing so the 'news' cameras could get a fear-inducing photo-op. Then more
kicking and weapon-swinging. Clear they hadn't had much practice. They looked like astronauts on their first moon-walk. Black Michelin Men.
Probably only received their All-Black NWO outfits the day before, lovingly crafted in China by the same people who make the US version of Scary-Dudes
clothing, most probably.
Dragged out the little Muslim guy with his wife and children there.
He's suing the government now, I think. Or has ... successfully. Just another cost to the taxpayer caused by Bush-Cheyney Terrorism.
Well, the same 'Intelligence' geniuses who orchestrated that little pantomime are most likely restricted these days to 'tracking online Terra' ...
and seeing that despite their efforts to ramp up mayhem in Oz (Cronulla riots comes instantly to mind) actual 'terra-rists' are very thin to
non-existent on the ground in Oz (we'd rather make love than war .. and the surf's good too) ... they may be spending tens of thousands of tax-payer
dollars listening in to our babble on ATS. Because that's what 'real terrorists do' .. isn't it .... they blab all their secrets to teeny-boppers
and pre-teens on conspiracy-forums in ghost and alien threads. Riiiight.
But it does allow the 'wannebe James Bonds' in ASIO to slink into boutique pubs in Canberra (ostentatiously glancing around and speaking into their
shirt cuffs) and to sidle up the bar and wipe the sweat of honest labour from their brow and to allude to 'something big breaking'. Tee hee.
And geographically-isolated Aussies who travel far to ATS in order to discuss something more exotic than the latest cricket-score ... have
funny-things happening to their computers, courtesy possibly of those hard-working Aussie sleuths .. who if truth be told are bored witless by this
spying-malarky. Not all it's cracked up to be, aye ? But then they think about the you-beaut pension plan and cheap home loans and anyway ... mum
and dad have become local celebrities back there in Wagga, ever since their blue-eyed son was accepted by that 'top secret' Oz Intelligence agency.
If they left as junior apprentice ASIO spooks, Mum and Dad would be ... err... 'devastated'. (all of Australia has been 'devastated' since that
word came into vogue: cricket commentators are 'devastated', Howard supporters were 'devastated', Lanky Garret is suitably 'devastated' most
of the time, etc.)
So they're probably sitting there right now, logging my comments and the inordinate useage within this post of the words 'terrorists' (hey, Gavin
.. how d'ya spell 'terrorist' .. one or two 'r's' ? This Dock is spelling it 'terra' ... d'ya think it's code ?) and mention of key-words
such as 'Howard', 'Garret', 'ASIO', 'Commies', 'Bush', 'Cheyney', etc. Wow .. scoop ! Something to tell the guys in that chrome and
glass, suitably dim Canberra bar this arvo ! ' Big case breaking ... nod, wink'.
Wow .. will it mean that some of us will make like Hicks ? Oh, that was entertaining too, wasn't it ... Hicks the Ozzie Terrarist being defended to
the hilt by a
US lawyer who faced the cameras square on and said over and over that Hicks had been stitched up. Think Hicks might be
going to sue the Oz government/tax payers too, soon.
ASIO laddies ... why don't you just go and get a real job, huh ? Or put your backsides where your mouths are and get over to Afghanistan and Iraq
and find out what real blood and guts look like ? We're sick of having our computers messed-with just so your Mum and Dad can brag about you.
Thanks