"...standing slightly stooped, clutching a half drunk bottle of Krug in his right hand and wearing the expression of a man who has just caught himself fondling a lump of dog s###; Berk - The_Intrepid, breaks wind, curses mutedly and blacks out."

Exerp. from "Berk - The Intrepid" (c) T.Crinall 2000

That was paragraph from a book I wrote/am still writing. Someone told me that it was funny, so I thought you guys would like to read it. Anyway...never joined a discussion forum before so thought I'd try out ATS - very impressed so far!

[Edited on 16-2-2004 by Intrepidberk]

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