Living Will

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of
life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.
She's such a bitch.

Wow! That describes half of the members here on ATS.