posted on Jan, 14 2008 @ 10:18 PM
Ok, I'm pissed. The Secret works, but be careful what you wish for.
About three years ago, I had some hard times, had to move, and went to work for a lot less than what I'm used to, but I now get by.
I work for a Real Estate developer, and we build commerical and residential properties. One day about a year and a half ago, I was working on a speck
home, and I walked into the great room, and I said out loud: "One day, I'm going to live in a house just like this!"
Two months later my boss says: "Come here, I want to talk to you." I thought: "Oh crap, what did I do?" He says: "The owner of the company
and I have decided to put you into a house." "We will make it affordable, and we want you to move in right away." Not only that, they let me use
company money to upgrade the house. I installed new tile floors and countertops, new carpet, new stainless appliances, new hardwood doors and
hardware, and new paint. Wow. I'm posting from my home office here right now. Amazing.
A couple of months later, I saw the movie The Secret, and I thought: "Wow, The Secret works, I did it, and I wasn't even aware of it." "I need
to try this again."
I've never been married, so I thought, hmmm, maybe I should try and find a wife using the secret. So, as per instruction, I started to believe that
I had a wife at home. You know, if you belive you already have it, you will get it. I haven't even come close to finding a wife, but some strange
stuff has started to happen.
The first thing that happened was I started to create reasons to stay late at the office. I just didn't want to go home. What?
I started leaving dirty close on the floor, and I intentionally leave the seat up on the toilet.
I bought a red sports car, and I don't know why.
I used to take the garbage out without being asked, now it just sits there, and now I've agreed to go on a hunting trip with guys I don't even
I changed my hair color, and started hitting on women half my age.
As you can tell, I'm now drinking more than ever.
Can you help? The Secret has taken control of my life.