What's YOUR New Year's Resolution for 2008?

I know we say it every year:

I promise to this and that...but somehow 'this and that' never comes to be.

Here's mine:

1. Lose weight - Top Priority
2. Save more money - Somehow, somewhere
3. Go Camping - I never did this year; just kicking myself

Well DAMMIT! 2008 is going to be my year!

How about all of YOU?

Come on..fess up?

~Ducky~

My resolutions...

No more than three
ladies at once. (I'm old)

No more strip clubs (that
charge over $100 to enter)

No more mind altering
experiences (without an
attending physician)

No more being sarcastic on
ATS. (yea, right)

No more of the "no more".

I'll only live once.

I choose to live.

Regards,
Lex

Quitting ciggarettes, for good this time!

I thought since it was such a good resolution last year, I had to do it again.

reply to post by Lexion


Ok Lex...you just came out of the bad girls thread, and look what the hell inspired you to post in here!!!! Come on..Admit it!!! ROFLMAO

You know what? It's nice to see someone that 'accepts life' for what it is.

I like YOUR sense of humor! God bless!!!!!!!

~Ducky~

reply to post by AcesInTheHole


OMG...Do you remember that ol' saying/joke..um..it went along the lines of:

I quit smoking, sex, and booze....

....it was the worst 20 mins. of my life?

lololol

Right ON!!!!

~Ducky~

reply to post by TheDuckster


LOL thats a classic.

How about, "I would never quit smoking, because that would make me a quitter!"

Actually...

Rehab is for quitters.

Regards,
Lex

quit smoking, go to the gym more often. Ughhh quiting smoking is gonna suuuck

Originally posted by TheDuckster
What's YOUR New Year's Resolution for 2008?

I dont make new years resolutions. I'm perfect.

Thanks mojo.

[edit on 14/12/07 by mojo4sale]

All my resolutions this year are for bettering my health.

They are:

1... I will have at least 2 alcoholic drinks each day. The doctor said this would be good for my lungs.

2....I will sun bathe nude at least 15 minutes each day. Also good for the body.

3.. I will go out on my boat fishing at least once each week and catch fish.
The fish oil is especially good for a body.

4...There is a new gym in town with an all glass front. I will go at least
3 times a week and park my truck in front of the gym and watch the
men work out. This is good for blood circulation.

5...I will try and not let a day pass without a good afternoon nap. Again, good for the body.

Happy New Year To All,
Marilyn

reply to post by dizziedame


Holy Crap...#4...lololol

Dunno bout exercising in front of the 'glass' walls/panels/doors?!??!

On second thought? tee hee...mabey we'll let em' see all my glory? Good grief...(covering my eyes now with one hand...did I say that out loud?)

~Ducky~

reply to post by hikix


I'm going to wait til I nix the weight first before I quit smoking. I tried to quit smoking on several occasions...and ballooned out!.

I know...I know! It's a dirty habit...but hey? I don't have too many (breathing on knuckles, shining them up now)

Once I get my weight under control, I'll work on the ciggies.

~Ducky~

I resolve to resolve something. I'll sleep on it.
...
that's it! My New Years resolution is to get some sleep! Hahhah!

reply to post by mojo4sale


Mojo?

I won't touch you with a 50 foot Spider Monkey plank. lololol

Why fix it...if it aint broke?

Love you as you are.

~Ducky~

reply to post by RuneSpider


Rune?

Tired hon?

Get yer ARSE off to bed!!! lololol

Post in here tomorrow. Resolve to post in here tomorrow! lololol

~Ducky~

I think I'll add to my list:

New love life

~Ducky~

1. lose weight
2. pay off some of the bills
3. write (for publication) 3 papers
4. get out 6 new pubs for conventions
5. try for that 4.0 grade average
6. start the IRB process
7. apply for 2 grants.

And maybe I'll add dizzie's list to mine. I likes 'em, I does!

1- stop masterbating in public
2-stop eating junk food
3-learn how to meditate
4-stop using the internet for free porn
5-get a girlfriend
6-violate her

I resolve to...... be more resolved.

Well, OK, I'll also stop letting people get me upset when they dish crap about how stupid we older people are. And I won't hit them with my cane more than once or twice...an hour.

I feel better already.

NGC2736's quote,

Well, OK, I'll also stop letting people get me upset when they dish crap about how stupid we older people are. And I won't hit them with my cane more than once or twice...an hour

I'm with ya on that NGC2736

Most of the time I feel like the morning after,
and I haven't been anywhere.:shk: