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Originally posted by AccessDenied
male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.