poem - The Window In the Wall & the Idiots

THE WINDOW IN THE WALL & the Id'iots
As I laid me down to sleep,
I turned to hear a strange wee beep,
and a window opened in the wall,
and a thing stood there, ‘twas very tall .... (at least 7 feet)

Well it stepped right through and it floated near
and I quietly gulped and I quelled a tear
And there's something else that I found quite queer,
though his gob stayed shut I could plainly hear ..

Don’t fear, said he, we’ve met before,
last time I popped up through your floor.
Och aye, said I, so what’s in store?
said he, not THAT....... it’s about your snore.

MY ... SNORE? ... said I, about to freak,
YOU STUCK A BB UP MY BEAK!
CAN I HELP IT IF I SNORT AND SQUEAK?
Then he fired this glance that made me weak ..... (okay MEEK, I sh*t myself at this point)

That’s good, says he, now you beware
or I’ll fix you my alien stare,
ya hate that, don't ya, Human Kind
and so I said, well if you looked like Bruce Dickinson I wouldn’t mind.

So that's my tale, and it’s really true,
watch out for a window in a wall near you
if it’s Bruce give me a call ...... (Banderos also accepted)
but watch for the aliens, tall, or small.

And watch for the big black craft that hum
'cos they put the bb's up your bum ....... (so I've heard)
and the UFOs of the milit'ry kind
who will do "procedures" with your mind

Well, they caught my friend and what they did
was.. they pulled a monster from his Id,
'twas in some subterranean base
that was ran by a man and a reptoid race.

Well, this poor ID did run amok
with his great big claws and his great big c*ck
and he mixed his seed with snake and man
as was foretold in The Great Big Plan.

So this was the start of the hybrid race/s
who fixed themselves in very high places
and the story's true, I kid you not
the world is run by Id-iots....... (originally Id's Nuts but lost in translation and twisted by various dialects over the years, but both still relevant)

Ugh! If the story is in true, those perps or aliens had better stop hurting you (and everyone else) with their chip implants up, err, various parts of the body. Bad reptoids!