Christmas spam is every where

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i hate this time of year...left and right i am coming out of my pocket for something....between the few gifts we do buy and the other crap...
i hate it....i am already burned out on it.
i am tired of the commercials implying the bigger the diamond, the more your wife is gonna love ya....

i will be glad when it is over.

mmmmm Christmas Spam. Fruitcake hybrid reconstituted pork byproduct studded with green & red maraschino cherries.

>drool<