Just in case you were worried you wouldn't get into heaven:
www.ticket2heaven.com...
The ticket costs $15, plus a $4.95 shipping and handling fee - which means the total cost is around £12.68. No faith commitment is required. As far
as the company is concerned, buyers are pledging to be true to their own faith. The company's website includes a disclaimer that absolves the
company of any responsibility to actually get you to heaven. It "makes no warranties or representations" as to whether there really is a heaven,
what it's like or how long it lasts.
There ya go, fixed it.
[Edited on 12-6-2002 by AF1]
[Edited on 12-6-2002 by AF1]