SARS is secret code for--Serpent And Reptilian Syndrome

Sars is actually a secret alien ploy to kill us. But as it kills us, it also tenderizes the flesh, thus saving the aliens hours of tenderizing and marinating before they can eat us!

Think it's rediculous? Have you seen the graves of SARS victims? They've all been teleported out of their coffins to a delicatessin in the sky!

If I could take care of her TITS, but she just walked away.

Originally posted by soothsayer
If I could take care of her TITS, but she just walked away.

Well, you did say that you were married.

Originally posted by junglejake
Sars is actually a secret alien ploy to kill us. Have you seen the graves of SARS victims? They've all been teleported out of their coffins to a delicatessin in the sky!

As Stan's father said, from South Park Colorado...

"Stan... I... I have SARS *cough*... I only have a 98% chance of surviving... *cough*"

SARS is nothing more than an over-rated cold or pnmonia type sickness. Sure, we catch SARS from cats (which doensn't really fit with reptiles)... but there is also flus transmitted from pigs and chickens.

Not sure about cats, their eyes often look reptillian to me and besides they never listen to you no matter how loud you yell at them!

According to this guys (the website owner),

by applying a few photoshop filters to people's picture, you can see if they're reptoids or not...

Yeah right... Some people need to get a life.

THENEO

You must not yell loud enough, cuz usualy when I yell at a cat to go away, he go away.

[Edited on 21-1-2004 by m0rbid]

Originally posted by soothsayer

Originally posted by junglejake
Sars is actually a secret alien ploy to kill us. Have you seen the graves of SARS victims? They've all been teleported out of their coffins to a delicatessin in the sky!

As Stan's father said, from South Park Colorado...

"Stan... I... I have SARS *cough*... I only have a 98% chance of surviving... *cough*"

SARS is nothing more than an over-rated cold or pnmonia type sickness. Sure, we catch SARS from cats (which doensn't really fit with reptiles)... but there is also flus transmitted from pigs and chickens.

You see, the aliens are picky about their man-meat, so the genetically engineered the virus to kill of only the tastiest 2% of humans. That way it would drive up the cost of this incredibly tender version of the rack of man, and the quality of the meat would be guarenteed!

Jeeze, I can't believe you didn't know this...

Originally posted by junglejake

You see, the aliens are picky about their man-meat

So are you saying that this is all about horny lizards?

Originally posted by Jonna

Originally posted by junglejake

You see, the aliens are picky about their man-meat

So are you saying that this is all about horny lizards?

You better believe it! Male organs are aphrodesiacs on the alien black market! They rank right up there with distilled water and cow fecies (NOW you understand the cattle mutilations!)

Originally posted by Jonna

Originally posted by junglejake

You see, the aliens are picky about their man-meat

So are you saying that this is all about horny lizards?

These guys were really horny if I remember the movie correctly AND hungry

Originally posted by worldwatcher
i feel bad, we shouldn't bash this person for writing this thread

it makes for interesting reading and I honestly had no clue of this reptile conspiracy until I got to ATS

we all know anything is possible and sometimes even the outlandish is possible...

I never believed in ufo's until I saw one, so like i said b4, it will probably taking seeing before most will believe.

btw. I have TITS too

oh yeah chloraseptic really helps

[Edited on 1-21-2004 by worldwatcher]

I don't think we are bashing them....sometimes it's fun to just let go and have some fun. I personally do not mean any disrespect...
Just letting tension gooooooooooooooo

I imagine similar to how the Chinese like powdered tiger penis as a remedy, so to do the reptilians like....omg!

I need to penetrate the ANUS:
Army Nuclear Undergound SafeLab

But I need to have LUBE:
Level-Ultra Biological EntryCode

And I'm just trying to make people aware of the truth behind SARS.

The Sars baby looks cute, where can I get one?

Originally posted by iamlucas
The Sars baby looks cute, where can I get one?

I'd check on eBay

How about,

SARS, Stupid and Really Stupid.

Deep

Notice how the word Sars is like sssss-ar-sssssss?
And the words:
ssssss-ound-sssssss
ssssss-ecret
ssssss-uper


Hmmmmm....reptilian conspiracy!
Wait, consssssspiracy...

Give me a break

Well now that everyone has had a laugh and not a bad idea at that,

what do we know about viruses and their ability to affect DNA?

frankly we should start from here but I doubt there is very much info out there on this obscure topic.

Oh please, the reptoids aren't real aliens. They're the fake threat the real aliens are using to keep us distracted. The real aliens when here on earth appear as hampsters and raccoons.

Jeeze people, see through the lies!