Yarrr, Matey -- Bring On the Grog & Wenches

Arrrgh!! That be some good treasure map ye got there...

Now hand it over and I will spare you from the Keilhullin ye would get!

Ye can just walk ye plank!!




Aye, not sure how its spelled but to killhull someone is tieing them up to a rope that goes along the under belly of the boat, to the top of the crows nest...
The person is then pullied along the bottom of the boat..
Now Hulls have barnicals and all sorts of sharp shells and stuff..

That always made me shiver me tibers when thinking about getting drug along the hull of a barnical filled hull!! Ouch!!!:w:

But thats how they did it in those days...
Id rather walk the plank fo sho!

[edit on 19-9-2007 by zysin5]

Yar, that be "keelhaul" matey - haul under the keel. Avast ye scurvy dogs can't spell. Aaaargh.

Yaaaar har har -- Cap'n Malfunction just be seein that Lazy Town today, budski me hearty. Have some extra grog in yer ration fer that one.

Apex, ye better be comin up wit' dat treasure map pretty soon me bucko. Yaaar.

Who's got a hornpipe, play us a lively jig!

Quick pirate poll, me hearties:

Cap'n Feathersword: be he a real pirate? Or just an impostor? D'ye think he hasn't had enough rum? Or too much?

Shall we just make him walk the plank and be done with it? Yaaarrrr.

YARRR!

I offer you a poem by Mary Jane Carr in honor of this day.......


Pirate Wind

The autumn wind's a pirate,
Blustering in from sea;
With a rollicking song, he sweeps along,
Swaggering boist'rously.

His skin is weather-beaten;
He wears a yellow sash,
With a handkerchief red about his head.
And a bristling black mustache.

He laughs as he storms the country,
A loud laugh and a bold;
And the trees all quake and shiver and shake,
As he robs them of their gold.

The autumn wind's a pirate,
Pillaging just for fun;
He'll snatch your hat as quick as that,
And laugh to see you run!

by
Mary Jane Carr



I've celebrated the day as best I can, and even inflected the speak when I could.
Happy day to all the evil pirate scum of the world.........

Yarrr, that be a luvverly poime, AD.

Remember, me hearties, that talkin like a pirate reduces that newfangled global warrrrming. Argh.

reply to post by MajorMalfunction

Oh puhleeze...I need rum to watch that...make him walk the plank...NOW!!! For the sake of our childrens future and all humanity... sorry...weak moment...I'm good now.

Arrrrrrrr my mate,
Global warming will just give ye more waters to plunder.

Set upon a cove in the Northwest Passage and all the booty passing will be yours.


(It might be lead painted toys from china on a cargo ship, but it'll be yours.)






[edit on 19/9/2007 by anxietydisorder]

Aye! To the nor' west passage it be! Set a course Mister .... who's the helmsman on this barnacled wreck? Yarrrr. 'Twas yer idea to set sail Mr. Disorder, so it appears that yer the helmsman.

Weigh the anchor! Yarrrr!

The best pirate video in the world, EVER

Google Video Link

Yarrr, 'tis truly the best pirate show ever. Thar be pirates in the heart of every man and lass.

This was a kids show in the 80's

Google Video Link

gay pirates
lmao

Ahoy mateys!
Long day at work and be relaxin' with a grog or two. How's everyone doin' tonite? I like t' idea o' talkin' like a pirate. Good stuffs!

Yarrr, Ducks be on pirate time. Arrrr. Better late than never, me hearty.