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What would be your theme music for Mars?

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posted on Sep, 11 2007 @ 03:35 PM
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I came up with this rather quickly:

Mars, Mars, Mars
There's no cars
No bars, no stars

It's red
Pretty much dead
Costs too much to visit
So what's with it?

Stupid planet
Waste my time
So it's red
Venus isn't


Thank you! I think whaaa should put that to music.....




posted on Sep, 11 2007 @ 06:44 PM
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From the Movie:
Waiting for Guffman.


Nothing Ever Happens On Mars
Written by Harry Shearer and Christopher Guest

Nothing ever happens on Mars
No sports or entertainment, or swinging bars
You stand around, you stand some more
On a planet names for a Roman god of war

Nothing ever happens on Mars
No supersonic airplanes, no sporty cars
The sun comes up, the sun goes down
You can't go to the country, you can't go to town

Boring...Boring...Boring...Boring
Boring...Boring...Boring...Boring



posted on Oct, 2 2007 @ 11:03 PM
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i've been to mars, yes i have
i'm not jafar, but i am mad

i took a space ship, it was fun
i rode and played with a little one

he was from mars, he was small
his name was lars and he could crawl

i miss lars, i miss mars
i'm not jafar i'm a genie



posted on Oct, 2 2007 @ 11:43 PM
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Mars by Gustav Holst

(it's a classical piece in case you're wondering)

It captures the mood without words. Brilliant



posted on Oct, 3 2007 @ 12:23 AM
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I went up to Mars last Sunday
Just to look around
Didn't see no Bugs Bunny
Didn't see no Huckleberry Hound

The blind man couldn't sell no pencils
Baker couldn't sell no bread
Rover done lost the drivin wheel
Some dude from NASA said

Martian sky look all funky
mostly green and pink
sure do need some Mt. Dew
or sweet tea to drink

Think ill head back to Texas
where the armadillos play
Mars is a nice place to visit
but Lord I just can't stay

Get my rocket ship a tune up
fly high, fly fast, get famous
Be the first ole cowboy
to orbit round Uranus



posted on Oct, 3 2007 @ 03:56 PM
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Hay look everyone, it's Ranger Joe Bill and he's got his banjer all tuned up to play us a little tune.

Grandma was a Martian
her toes were long and curley
she smelled more like a codfish
than a Martian girlie.

But watch her do that martian dance
and wiggle her "you know what"
and turn on the martian fellers
and the nasa astronaunt

Twirl grandma twirl
do the doe si doe
May all your spacemen
sprout wings and grow
up strong and handsome
and shun tha strong drink
study hard in sunday school
and never wear pink



Thanks Ranger Joe Bill.....now go sit down.



posted on Oct, 3 2007 @ 04:34 PM
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Ranger Joe Bill? Come on...that's you isn't it whaaa? You play the banjo don't you?

Next verse, not the same as the first....

Grandpa loved his Martian sex-bomb
So much, he bought himself a condom
Didn't want no Martian baby
Even with that lady

It was a French Tickler as I recollect
Made Grandma smile when he got erect
Martian women have two vaginas
Made grandpa work twice as hard as

Two vaginas and only one breast
Those Martian women sure are a mess
But Grandpa loved that Martian girl
Even with only one boob to twirl

Study hard in Sunday school
And Never wear pink
Study hard in Sunday school
Get rid of that codfish stink


Please everyone...hold your applause. Ranger Joe Bill isn't done yet...



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