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Dick Cheney goes hunting

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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:42 PM
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So Dick Cheney and a pal were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing, his eyes were rolled back in his head. Dick whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 06:14 PM
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Thanks for the laugh man. I was on the phone with my GF when I read it and laughed at the wrong time. Guess who has to take someone out for supper now!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 06:20 PM
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haha, well enjoy your meal hehe
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Blame dick
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