Dick Cheney goes hunting

So Dick Cheney and a pal were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing, his eyes were rolled back in his head. Dick whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

reply to post by fweshcawfee


Thanks for the laugh man. I was on the phone with my GF when I read it and laughed at the wrong time. Guess who has to take someone out for supper now!

reply to post by ConstantlyWondering


haha, well enjoy your meal hehe .

Blame dick .