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Virus Alert!

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posted on Aug, 10 2007 @ 02:32 PM
There is a dangerous virus being passed
electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is
called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your
boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your
jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is
only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

This virus is DEADLY

Update 05-05-05:
After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application

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