posted on Aug, 4 2007 @ 05:44 AM
I've been thinking about some things, lately. We all have. Like the rest of us, I'm sure, I've been preoccupied with what needs to be done with
this old world to make it a better place to live in.
I've thought about the schooling of our children; the minerals in our water; the acidity of our paper; the sharpness of our can openers; the luck of
our Irish, etc.
But, I think, there's really not much we can do about any of those important things before we get a handle on the most important thing of all:
A T-Shirt Babe.
ATS has T-shirts. And ATS has babes. But, inexplicably, ATS does not yet have a T-Shirt Babe. I think that it's high time we rectified that little
oversight. Don't you?
Here are two (2) simple truths that, I truely believe, the most skeptical amongst us can agree upon:
1) Babes need to be looked at.
2) T-shirts need to be worn.
So, let's knock our silly heads together and see if we can come up with a way of nominating an Official ATS T-Shirt Babe!!!
Yes, friends. The Official ATS T-Shirt Babe. It's what we've all been looking for and dreaming of. It's what we've all been working toward.
"Oh, but", you say, "Those t-shirts look just fine on a hanger, as they are, without a Babe...".
Wrong! What are you, nuts?! What kinda t-shirt looks better on a hanger than it does on a babe?
None! That's what!!
Nope. It's time. I hereby recommend the 1st Annual ATS T-Shirt Babe Contest.
You will send them T-shirts from the ATS gear shop. They will model them. You will admire them.
So, who's with me?!
And, just to get us started, I nominate everyone's favorite newbie: darkheartrising. (Is she a cutie or what?!)
So, guys (and *ahem* certain gals), who are yer nominations for Official ATS T-Shirt Babe?
The ATS T-Shirt Babe. Her time has come...
[edit on 4-8-2007 by Tuning Spork]