Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying

Islamic Republic's intelligence agents allege rodents were carrying advanced Western spy gear

Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic.

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This was just to funny to pass up! Can this be true? The CIA has gone to new heights eh? Can this be serious with the ramifications of the saber rattling between Iran and the Western Powers?

Next comes attack squirrels....

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THIS IS A PICTURE FROM A SECURITY CAMERA. IT SHOWS THE INITIAL STRIKE BY THE SQUIRRELS AS THEY REPEL INTO THE NEWSROOM. THERE IS MORE FOOTAGE BUT IT IS TOO GRAPHIC TO SHOW.

As crazy as this seems, DARPA has been looking at implanting chips that can controll animal functions (hard wired into the brain so to speak) and that would make a killer spy IMHO. Its a little bit over the top though

Well it's not totally outlandish.

Remember Acoustic Kitty.

Originally posted by djohnsto77
Remember Acoustic Kitty.

$10 mill for road kill....



Your tax dollars at work....