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Originally posted by 12m8keall2c
If this is your first trip, then "Welcome to the USofA, Daedalus3!" ... Otherwise, "Welcome Back!"
Not to seem invasive, but what brings you to New Jersey ?
... when there seem to be many looking to leave. (?)
Welcome to the Jersey Shore! Have a great time, but please don't dig too deeply in the sand in Surf City (you could get blown up), feed the seagulls in Ocean City (you could catch a disease), or draw dirty pictures in the sand in Belmar (it's rude).
If you have tummy trouble, don't even think of going to Sea Bright, and if you come to Spring Lake, leave your spear gun at home. Other beaches won't let you eat, pick flowers, fly a kite, gamble or ride a camel.
For a state that relies heavily on shore tourism to power its economy, there sure are a lot of things you can't do here.
"I used to take pictures of signs at the entrance to beaches that had long lists of all the things you couldn't do," said Dery Bennett, head of the American Littoral Society's Sandy Hook chapter. "There was one with a big word `NO' in red letters at the top and all these things listed underneath it, and at the bottom, someone put tape on it and wrote in `fun allowed."'