Three men are captured my cannibals. 1 German, 1 French, and 1 Amercian. the chief said, "Due to our holiday, I shall grant each of you 1 wish, then
you get whipped 30 times on the back, then you can go."
The German says, "I want a pillow strapped to my back." The chief agrees, straps a pillow on the German's back and gives him 30 lashes. Around the
10th lash, the pillow gave out and the German walked off crying.
The French say, "I want 2 pillows strapped to my back." The chief agrees, straps 2 pillows on the French's back and gives him 30 lashes. Around the
20th, last, the pillow gave out and the French walked off limping.
The chief says to the Amercian, "Since you are from a great country, I shall give you 2 wishes." The Amercian says, "Thank you. For my first wish,
I want not 30 lashes, but 100 lashes." The chief says, "Not only do you come from a great country, you are noble too, what is your last wish?" The
Amercian replys, "Strap the frenchman to my back."
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's
a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front
door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" He says.
"That's cool." Says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby
replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda
shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I
hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks
Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw;
she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the
evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little
poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost
breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams
the door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY!
IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
[edit on 8-5-2007 by ImJaded]