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The Perfect Movie!!!!!!!!

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posted on Apr, 25 2007 @ 01:29 PM
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'........... I had a long weekend, and it was rainin' everyday, so I decided to rent a good movie to watch. So I ride my fancy Schwinn bicycle to the video store. I was goin' so fast on my fancy bike that the tassels on my handle bars were like stickin' straight out and stuff. I was passin' people on the street, and I'd ring my really cool jingle bell when I got right behind them, then would wizz right on by like goin' really fast. I bet those people were so surprised! So I get to the movie store and I start lookin' for a really cool movie. So I find this really cool movie called The Neverending Story. So I says to the Clerk:
"Hey Clerk, how much to rent this movie?"
And he says "Three Bucks."
So I says: "No I mean THIS movie."
And he says: "Three bucks."
Man! What a bargain! So I rent the movie, and go flyin' back home. I set up my really fancy 14" B&W Zenith TV, and my really cool VHS. Then I get some beer, and chips, and sit down. It's startin' to rain out there, this is perfect! So I flip on the movie, and start watchin' and stuff. Those Hollywood people are such liars! Neverending Story my butt! It was only like 2 hours long or somethin'.....
So I says to myself, Self? What would be the perfect movie.........


C'mon brain do some good thinkin' here.................

Hmmmmm........... The perfect movie, the perfect movie...........

The Passion Of The Christ? Hmmmmm, that was a pretty good movie I'll say. Jesus was pretty tough all right. But it would have been better if Jesus had like these really cool "Son Of God Laser Beams" shootin' out of his eyes takin' out those who were beatin' him. Or even better! If Jackie Chan played Jesus! I bet the ending would sure be different if he used really cool "Savior Kung-Fu" and stuff. Nope not perfect.

The Wizard of OZ? That was a pretty cool movie. It would be so cool to fly around in your house in a big tornado and land somewhere over that rainbow. All that singin', and really fancy yellow road. Yep that's a good movie. But I don't like those flyin' monkies though. I think flyin' monkies suck. They think they're so cool, flyin' around terrorizin' people and stuff. That movie would be better if Dorothy was like a punk rocker chick, and Toto was a Pit Bull. And instead of Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion, you'd have Freddy Kruger, Terminator, and the Shark from that movie Jaws. And like whenever they sing, they're all playin' heavy metal guitars, and Dorothy is singin' like a punk rock chick. Yeah! That would be so cool! And when those apple trees start throwin' those apples - Freddy, Terminator, and Jaws smack those trees down. I bet those trees would be so surprised! And like when they get to Emerald City, the wizard is like this really cool warlock and stuff. Wait! In the end, instead of Dorothy wakin' up because she got knocked out in the tornadoe, she would wake up from a bad acid trip! Oh man, That is perfect!

Brain, you should be a producer!

posted on Apr, 25 2007 @ 01:35 PM
OK you've officially fried my brain on the possibilities of this one. Who'll you get to produce and direct?

posted on Apr, 25 2007 @ 01:39 PM

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
OK you've officially fried my brain on the possibilities of this one. Who'll you get to produce and direct?

Hmmmmmmm.........................Now there's a good question..........
Let's see............
Wait! I got it!

Quentin Tarantino!


posted on Apr, 25 2007 @ 02:09 PM
OK I'd buy it on DVD for certain!

posted on Apr, 25 2007 @ 02:23 PM
Great ima gination there.........I would go see that movie........

posted on May, 23 2007 @ 12:33 PM
So I was doin' some more thinkin'...........
Like you could have those little munchkins be all pissed off that the house landed in their city! Yeah! Like when Dorothy comes out of the house, they're all threatenin' her and stuff. And then Dorothy would let Toto the pit bull protect her against those munchkins. And like those munchkins would be doin' really cool munchkin acrobatics and stuff. And Dorothy and Toto would be runnin' up that yellow brick road.
Wait! Oh man! Instead of Auntie Emm bein' all nice and stuff - you could have her be a real bitch. Like she smacks Dorothy upside her head, and says stuff like "What the F--- is wrong with you? The house flew over the rainbow? You're so full of sh--!" and "Stop that damn singin' every time I ask you a question!"
Man what a movie!

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