Jesus Joke (post your replies)

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting?
A painting only takes one nail to hang.

Oh, I got one!

What's Jesus gonna do to unrepenting blasphemers at the end of the age?

Send them to hell!

Are you implying that im going to burn over a joke you know Jesus had a sense of humor But your joke is pretty funny too.

Originally posted by The Exiled One
Are you implying that im going to burn over a joke you know Jesus had a sense of humor But your joke is pretty funny too.

Nah, I was just messing with ya, J.C. won't harm ya.

CHEERS

Thats quite funny really, now if only all those Fundamentalists could get a sense of humour, it may be the path to enlightenment, it is fun to laugh at things you don't like the idea of. Better than violence too.

On a scale of one to ten how funny was it?

probably around 5 or 6, for religious jokes you're competing with Monty python's Life of Brian.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
BECAUSE THEY KEEP FALLING THROUGH HIS HANDS LOL.

haha, funny....NOT!

I think christians should start rioting and threatening violence at comments like this.

I just dont think God needs protection from idiots.

LOLJESUS!

Originally posted by XphilesPhan
haha, funny....NOT!

I think christians should start rioting and threatening violence at comments like this.

I just dont think God needs protection from idiots.

what a boob.

This one's my favorite


"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a #ing cross? Kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know." - Bill Hicks

There aren't many good Jesus jokes. Whether he's fictional or not, you just can't bust on such a good character. It would be like making Gandalf jokes.
Now if Jesus died of AIDS, well, then my arsenal would be enormous

Why did the blond go to church?

She heard there was a guy hung like this

Jesus walks into a Hotel and throws down 4 nails onto the counter.

The man behind the counter says "Hello Sir may I help you"

Jesus replies " Any chance of putting me up for the night?"

Q. Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

A. Acne at least waits till you’re a teenager to come on your face.

Anyone who can't laugh at the OPs joke mustn't be very sure of their faith.

I'm a Christian and I find the Life of Brian hilarious, because it's getting at the religious types.

The Acne and priest joke is so cruel but so funny.....
I can't tell if I should be frowning or laughing....
God would be such a great person if God had a good sence of humor, I really hope God does.

I've used this one a few times, but I love it so much


Why do nuns love Jesus?

Originally posted by thehumbleone
Oh, I got one!

What's Jesus gonna do to unrepenting blasphemers at the end of the age?

Incidentally, I noticed that you didn't praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster in that diatribe. A grave sin, indeed. You'll be judged harshly.