Originally posted by THENEO
I think that all these missing celebs and politicos and famous people are actually alive and entertaining the grays on their moon base. They have a lot of time to kill before they invade earth so they need to be entertained and preoccupied.

Yes, the Greys have this lounge on their moonbase where you can hear all the greatest hits being sung...

Those Greys really know how to live it up....

So on Friday night at "Club Grey" Kurt Cobain is playing guitar and singing "About a Grey", "Hairspray Grey" and who can forget the hit, "Moist Grey"...

Then on Saturday night the lights go down low for the romantic moods of the Kang baby... Elvis, he's gonna be playing "You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Grey"...

and finally on Sunday night Jim Morrison is playing "People are Grey" and "Come on Baby, Light my Grey"....

Hell, I can't wait! Beam me up Scottie!





[Edited on 31-12-2003 by intelgurl]

I think it's brilliant that the story comes from the weekly world news?
The one about kennedy surviving and living in a retirement home/hospital....just priceless.

the same paper has found noahs ark every year for twenty years, found adam and eves bones twice, photographed dozens of unicorns and aliens....and now snaps kennedy......

Come on folks.....that story is ludicrous.

JFK was killed by the mob and the CIA. Those photos are phony. The back of his head was blown off by the bullet that struck him from the front. He didn't live 10 seconds after that. I was 8 years old when Kennedy got killed and I am going to pursue his killer as long as I live. The CIA hated him because of the Bay of Pigs. The mob hated him because he was screwing the mob's girlfriends--mainly Sam Giancanno's girlfriend. Attorney General Bobby Kennedy was after the mob. Bobby was also murdered. There was a massive coverup so we will probably never know who killed Kennedy.

Alright, hi it would onlly let me post annoymously so my name is MEAGAN EXHALE. anyway, it was an orginized hit. JFK was letting # slip. he was bascially trying to destroy the CIA from the inside out. And especailly since his scandal with Monroe. Also, his father had ties with the Mafia, but his father was now trying to take down the mafia. I believe the Kennedys' useed their mafia connection to kill Monroe because she "knew to much." But the mafia was sloppy about it. that why it got traced back to the Kennedys. But it was deffinitly a hired hit either way, and there was deffinitly more than one snipper. but i think he SURVIVED, people survive brain tramas all the time. the picture of him on the island with "jackie" look just like them both. And the Onassis's so happen to own. Not to mention how Jackie got remarried to Onassis. But I do believe he's dead now. They burried him at see.

KURT WAS MURDERED BY HIS WIFE, SHE HIRED A HIT ON HIM. THINKN ABOUT THAT. HOW DO YOU SHOT yourself WITH A SHOTGUN. ITS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE.

AND HITLER, WASN'T SHOT TO DEATH. HE POISIONED HIM SELF WITH CYANIDE. HE GAVE IT TO HIS DOG FIRST TO FIGUREOUT HOW FAST IT WOULD TAKE AND HOW MUCH HE DID. HE THEN SHOT HIS MISTRESS, THEN CHOCKED DOWN THE CYANIDE HIMSELF.