Invasion!

ATTENTION ALL WARLORDS.

MY ARMADA IS ENCIRCLING YOUR PLANET.

MY WARRIOR ELITE BATTALION OF LIZARD MEN IS AWAITING ORDERS.

MAKE YOURSELVES KNOWN, OR WE INVADE!




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[edit on 23-12-2006 by UK Wizard]

Turn off the CAPS LOCK!

Sheesh!

Look, I'm over here.---->
I have some kibble, for your hat.
Purina hat chow.

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
Turn off the CAPS LOCK!

Sheesh!

I think thats how typing sounds when it comes out of an intergalactic bullhorn.

*turns down speaker system*

Ahem - sorry about that. You were right, spacedoubt. You will be spared.



*cranks speakers back up*

WE ARE AWAITING WORD FROM YOUR OVERLORDS!

YOU WILL COMPLY!

[edit on 22-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

Trump Card,

Your move!

Ooooh, Jack - he's cute.

Send him up and we'll talk peace.

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Ooooh, Jack - he's cute.

Send him up and we'll talk peace.

What?

Flash Gordon doesnt talk peace!!!

***calls back Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith*****

And I thought Earth Girls were easy...

In addition to our Warrior Lizard Men, we have some pretty hot Nordic Babes up here.

We have our ways, Jack...we have heavy artilery in the "persuasion" department.

YOU WILL SUBMIT!

[edit on 22-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

In that case i will have to activate my Robot Army to defend my warlordiness!



Now if I can just find Steve Gutenburgh's number when I need it.

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
we have some pretty hot Nordic Babes up here.

YOU WILL SUBMIT!

w00t!



*raises white flag*

Oh! Jack!

We LOVE Number 5!

*truce accepted with Jack*

*Jack is now our Ally, and is welcome to join our side of the team*

MECHANIC_32 :

OUR HOT NORDIC BABES WISH TO KNOW YOUR INTENTIONS.



[edit on 23-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

You will comply with our demands or we will send Angelina Jolie to snatch your children in the night.

That is all.




[edit on 23-12-2006 by GENERAL EYES]

i really think you aliens should shut up and go screw something

*grabs screwdriver and tightens up the robotic armada*

Great idea. You just reminded me why we're adverse to those inferior breeding species, especially with your whole "alpha male" perogatives.

you wanna go youpeice of alien crap

Originally posted by theconspiracyisherenow
you wanna go youpeice of alien crap

For your insolence I shall send numbers one, two, and three after you! Otherwise known as The Stooges.

Good Call, Comrade JackJuice!

*Hauls out the BIG BOYS to neuralize this pesky human.*

Looks like number 5 could have used some help.