American Football: redskin safety says dwi alphabet test is confusing

David Thomas of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, on the defense lawyer for Redskins safety Sean Taylor telling the court in a DUI case that the alphabet test is confusing and that his client hadn't been asked to recite it since the fourth grade: "When you consider that Taylor played football at Miami, that statement doesn't seem so absurd."

saw this in the morning paper and have not been able to find a better story on this one, but i think that this is a classic, wonder if the lawyer worked on the oj trial

from the seattle times

he must of been on drugs or alcohol. I just take my time with it.

how the hell is that hard to say

maybe it was a trick question

haha yeah the TRICK is not being drunk!

using a degree from miami as a defense? That's awesome!