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American Football: Jeremy Shockey Passes Azzhole Torch To Kellen Winslow Jr.

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posted on Aug, 8 2004 @ 11:21 AM
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Albany NY

In a ceremony held at the New York Giants training camp facility in Albany, New York, tight end Jeremy Shockey officially passed the azzhole torch to rookie tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. The brief ceremony marked the changing of the guard for azzhole tight ends out of the University of Miami.

"You are the chosen one now," said Shockey as he handed the symbolic torch to his colleague. "I hope you're a worthy candidate for this important position. Go forth and be a complete azzhole. I believe in you."

As Winslow Jr. accepted the title, he vowed to carry the torch with dignity, pride, and respect.

"Being the NFL's biggest asshole is something I take very seriously," said Winslow in sneering, arrogant tone of voice. "Since I am the greatest tight end who ever lived, I expect to be the greatest asshole who ever lived also. Jeremy has done a great job thus far, but it's time for a changing of the guard. Move over, Jeremy. There's a new sheriff in town."




posted on Aug, 10 2004 @ 11:11 AM
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Is it just coincidence that they both went to Miami???



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