posted on Feb, 8 2004 @ 05:12 PM
I have a great SuperBowl joke for you sports freaks!!!!!
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A guy named Ron receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
But when Ron arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in
the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the
field. About halfway through the first quarter, Ron notices an empty seat
10 rows off the field right on the 50 yard line.
He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and
around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is
anyone sitting here?" The man says no. Now, very excited to be in such a
great seat for the game, Ron again inquires of the man next to him, "This is
incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the
Super Bowl and not use it?
The man replies, "Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Well, that's really sad," says Ron, "but still, couldn't you find someone
to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"
"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."