The bowlingual translator

Do any of you own or have you tried the Bowlingual translator? I really want to get one for my dogs, but I was wondering if anyone knows how well they work.


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This research was the basis for the Animal Emotion Analysis System (AEAS), the technology that powers BowLingual. Every time your dog barks, the device analyzes the sound. Based on your dog's behavior and this analysis, BowLingual selects one of more than 200 pre-programmed phrases. These phrases reflect the emotion expressed by your dog, but are also intended to entertain and reflect the natural playfulness characterized by most dog behavior.