ALIEN WRASTLING.. WHICH RACE WOULD WIN???

IF THERE WAS AN ALIEN WRASTLING MATCH WHICH RACE WOULD WIN. HOW ABOUT THE GRAYS, OR THE REPTILIANS OR THE INSECTOIDS???

SPECIES NAME: GRAY

SPECIAL MOVE: MIND CONTROL, TELEKINESES

HOME PLANET:UNKNOWN

CURRENT ATTTITUDE: AGGRESSIVE

COMBAT SKILLS: 10% - WEAK

INTELIGENCE: %200 MIND CONTROL

pHYSICAL ATRACTIVENESS: %10

lOVES: COW PARTS

DISLIKES: TV DATING SHOWS, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, REPTILIANS AND INSECTOIDS

DESCRIPTION: LARGE EYES SMALL GRAY BODY

RANKING: tHIS SPECIES RANKS 118 IN THE UNIVERSAL RATING CONTIUIM

MOST RECENT SPY MISSION FAILURE: MICHEAL JACKSON

SPECIES NAME: REPTILIAN

SPECIAL MOVE: HYPNO STARE, HALF NELSON, SLEEPER HOLD

HOME PLANET:UNKNOWN

CURRENT ATTTITUDE: AGGRESSIVE

COMBAT SKILLS: %50 - WEAK

INTELIGENCE: %40 MIND CONTROL

PHYSICAL ATRACTIVENESS: %10

lOVES: SMALL RABBITS AND RATS

DISLIKES: GEORGE BUSH, PHIL COLLINS AND JERRY SPRINGER

DESCRIPTION: LARGE BUILD, GREEN SKIN WEB CLAWS

RANKING: THIS SPECIES RANKS 228 IN THE UNIVERSAL RATING CONTIUIM

MOST RECENT SPY MISSION FAILURE: RODNEY DANGERFIELD

SPECIES NAME: INSECTOID

SPECIAL MOVE: PINCHER HOLD, FART ATTACK

HOME PLANET: PLANET CANDYLAND

CURRENT ATTTITUDE: AGGRESSIVE

COMBAT SKILLS: 90% - WEAK

INTELIGENCE: %20MIND CONTROL

PHYSICAL ATRACTIVENESS: -90

lOVES: CANDYBARS, SUGAR, COOLAID OR COCA COLA

DISLIKES: BUGSPRAYS, POLUTION, FREON

DESCRIPTION: WIGGLY ANTENNA, 3 BODY SEGMANTS, EXTERIOR BIOLOGICAL BODY ARMOR

RANKING: THIS SPECIES RANKS 146 IN THE UNIVERSAL RATING CONTIUIM

MOST RECENT SPY MISSION FAILURE: CALLISSA FLOCKHART PARIS HILTON


i LOVE ALIEN WRESTLING. i GET ALL THE CHANNELS ON MY HACKED SATELITE DISH. i WATCH IT ALL THE TIME ON CHANNEL 683. IT IS VERY COOL AND COMES ON THRUSDAY NIGHT AFTER SOME KIND OF ROBOT DEATHRAY MOTHER SHIP BATTLE SHOW.

[Edited on 23-11-2003 by websuspect]

This info seems relatively accurate.

I like the part where the reptoids don't like GWB.

id put my money on the greys.

GreyAgent: "How can you fight... when you... cannot move?"

I think the things aliens in starship troopers were pretty deadly one on one...

I loved that movie!!

[Edited on 11-23-2003 by sirCyco]

I'd vote for the Reptillians as they're far more evil and probably have the same technology if not more advanced than that of the Greys and the Insectoids.

I thought this was about alien wrastling...WWF style

Originally posted by sirCyco
I thought this was about alien wrastling...WWF style

Oh it is, but you see Alien wrestling has different rules to Human wrestling

Well i guess comparing it to the WWF was not the best comparison considering its fake and set up before hand....but no weapons right??? except for folding chairs ect...



[Edited on 11-23-2003 by sirCyco]

Originally posted by sirCyco
Well i guess comparing it to the WWF was not the best comparison considering its fake and set up brfore hand....but no weapons right??? except for folding chairs ect...

[Edited on 11-23-2003 by sirCyco]

hehe .. well, they'd probably use weapons yes, with their technology it could get rather interesting. Which reminds me of the movie about to come out 'Aliens vs Predator'.

Yeah but everyone knows ALien wrastling is real.

Starship Troopers had some insectoinds in it although alot of them looked like Spider ailen things.

Spideroids?

websuspect, whatever it is that they're wrestling over i hope we're not the main course

[Edited on 23-11-2003 by Sapphire]

They are wrastling for the heavy weight belt right?

Intergalitic welterweight title.

These aliens, depicted on ancient stone, look like they could put up a good fight..........

I got my money on the Wookies...

Chewbacca would kick all their asses...

ohhhhh.....my bad, you are talking about "real" aliens not made up by Hollywood. hahahahahaahahahahahaaha
At least I find that funny