posted on Nov, 19 2006 @ 11:33 PM
Ok, they have 5 living people list, a 5 dead people list, so I have 5 groups list. Who would you eradicate from Earth?
Hmmm...
1 NeoCons. Now I know this wipes out about 90% of the Republican party, but hey, then the real conservatives can take back the party. Come on
Reagan, clone yourself and bring this party back to what it use to be!
2 Hippies. I can't stand these people. The 70's are over! Take a shower, get off the drugs, and this does take out a few democrats. Although I
guess if they're drugged out on whatever they don't vote.
3 Pedophiles. Ok, good bye Catholic church, some democrats, some republicans, but still a good idea to get rid of pedophiles.
4 Fanatics. Ok, rest of Catholic Church, Middle East gone, Rev. Phelps, Pat Robertson gone, although he was taken out with the NeoCons. Science will
now be allowed to be taught in schools instead of flat Earth and other fanatical bs. And finally, my favorite, no more of those tree hugging animal
lovers. PETA, take your penis out of the cow and eat the cow! If God created everything then he created the triple Mondo Burger with blue cheese,
onion, four slices of cheddar cheese, lettuse, two tomatoes, and three 1/2 pound slabs of premium beef. Get one for 9.99 and you're set for about
two days.
5 People who think Macs are better. I'm sorry, the reason people don't send viruses to Macs is the same reason we don't beat dead horses. The
reason most games today are no longer played on Macs is because Macs can't handle them. People say "Well for photos Macs are great! And for
college I can write all my papers on Microsoft Word!" Like what? You use a Microsoft Product on a Mac computer because Macs suck so much they
can't even handle documents? How sad is that? These people get excited when a game that came out seven years ago on real computers comes out for
Macs. "Yea! I can finally play Warcraft 2!" Sad, and annoying. I hate these people who think a Mac with a 800mhz proccessor is better then my
3.6ghz computer. "Look how well it plays videos!" Yeah, a real computer plays them to. Does a Mac do anything a real computer, whether Windows or
Linux, can't? No, can a real computer do things that a Mac can't? yes. Like, hmmm, play new games, do two things at once, and so much more.