This afternoon, I was having a discussion with a buddy of mine regarding the reptilian subject. She is very interested in the topic and seems to
believe that it's mostly based in truth. My main argument is that the theory is largely based on symbolism and references with no real physical
evidence to support it. I mentioned in jest that I could probably develop a similar theory based on any given animal; her response was one word:
'llama.' I was really only joking, but nonetheless I'm always up for a challenge. Below are my obviously satirical
have been a prominent part of human civilization
since at least 600 A.D. and perhaps as early as 300 B.C.
The Incans glorified the llama in
their belief that it warded off evil spirits and
depicted it in various forms of art.
As a matter
of fact, the llama is the second-most depicted object
in Andean art behind only the sun!
And have you ever heard the Peruvian Flood Myth of
the Quechua (scroll down)
in which a llama is credited with saving mankind? What about
ancient llama constellation (page 4)
that was the timetable for animal breeding? Could this be an indication that llamas from the stars have
been intervening in human development for thousands of years? If not, then what's up with these
If they're not for space-faring llamas to see, then who? And don't
think that holding llamas in high regards was exclusive to Andean culture, just look at this llama totem
pole in British Columbia.
But enough about ancient history, I know what you're asking yourself. "Are llamas covertly interfering with human development in the modern age?"
The answer is an obvious yes. I have reason to believe that llamas have infiltrated our economy. I mean, look at the llamas in
this ad for the National City Bank of New York (scroll down)!
this ad for the First National City Bank (scroll down).
They even go as far as to
blatantly put their faces on coins!
But coin-form currency isn't enough, so to
non-chalantly show us their grip on our economies, they found their way onto paper money
Even more disturbing is the possibility that llamas were behind the 9-11 terrorist attacks. Why else would they have been
spending so much time around airplanes
for so long? And llama symbolism is all over the
logos of modern companies, just look www.nullsoft.com...
" target="_blank" class="postlink" rel="nofollow">here or here.
And are llamas
behind human population control
via this pistol
And yes folks, llamas might even be behind applied mathematical
and we all know that mathematics is the foundation of the universe...
Now although nonsensical, isn't the above based on the same logic and form of evidence as the reptilian theory? Thoughts and comments are welcome,
but I'm NOT looking for a fight here, so go easy