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Game: What would the aliens say? (1-liners)

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posted on Nov, 9 2006 @ 07:05 AM
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Okay, new game. What would the aliens say?

If aliens came to our planet, and observed a scene of Earthling life, what would they say about it? The aliens can be benign, evil, intelligent, clueless, whatever, as long as their response is funny.


RULES: (each post should do the following)

1.) Answer the situation the previous poster gave with an alien one liner response.

2.) Present a new scene for the next poster to answer.



I'll start it off for both an example and to get the game rolling...

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from Bob The Imaginary Forum Member
A group of people entering an elevator...



Alien Response: "Hey, the food here packages itself!"


New Scene: A kid playing with some kittens.




posted on Nov, 9 2006 @ 07:13 AM
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Alien:

"Apart from these Kids playing with Kittens,our warrior species experiment seems to be coming along on schedule..."

scene:

Giant mothership hovers ominously into view over Washington to collect its first wave of humans to be assimilated into their alien army.



posted on Nov, 9 2006 @ 09:26 AM
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Originally posted by Silcone Synapse
scene:

Giant mothership hovers ominously into view over Washington to collect its first wave of humans to be assimilated into their alien army.


Alien: "The army's going to be so stoked about these new walking canteens."

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Scene:

The aliens observe a clown blowing up balloon animals at a carnival.



posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 11:00 AM
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Aliens:
1)What kind of species is that???
2)I don't know, but he's useing profilactic's entirely the wrong way!!

Scene:
Aliens see Goerge Bush scratching his top lip and pointing at a plane in the sky!!!



posted on Nov, 30 2006 @ 06:22 PM
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Aliens: "I called Safety."

Sumo Wrestling competition.



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