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posted by Vitchilo
“ . . the main reasons to vote Republican.
1. You feel that the US Constitution is outdated . .
2. You feel Liberals are the greatest threat to America . .
3. You relish the thought of torturing people . .
4. You think every single Muslim on Earth is busy sitting at home how to destroy America
5. You think big government is bad . .
6. You make over five million dollars a year . .
7. You believe Bush43 is the leader prophesied in the bible . .
8. You think that torture, rape, murder, secret prisons, and the covering-up are ok . .
9. You feel "supporting the troops" requires you to keep sending *more* troops into a meatgrinder . .
So, as you can see, there are MANY reasons to vote Republican. If you have no brain, no heart, and no soul, vote Republican. Seen on fark.com! [Edited by Don W]
posted by Beer_Guy
I came to this topic ready and willing to get banned . . Great topic! [Edited by Don W]