Let's roleplay!

*Changes the thread title so it would sound more appealing*

Okay, I've decided to do something "original" now instead of ripping off other people.

The rules are simple, of you know what an RPG is. You are your own character. The world isn't defined, so make something up. Anything goes, just don't make it too chaotic.

Here's my move:

*Saucerat is spawned into the world. He looks around, but no one is to be found. *

[Edited on 11-10-03 by Saucerat]

and heres mine *kurtcobainuk also none as KC is spawned into a world where he notices another person. "Saucerat" he is known as, i follow him and observe his behaviour.

o come on people someone reply to this thread. this could be really fun.

Asala is spawned it to this world where she sees two others, she fears them so chooses to observe them for a while!

As Dexter would say...

"I want to be Gygax, the 27th level Warrior Mage with a +18 soul-sucking sword!"

Seriously though....

"Gazrok" is a half-ogre, whose intellect is constantly warring with his urge to just "bash" something. He's smaller than the average Ogre, but larger than the average human. His hair hangs in dreadlocks, knotted with little gold skulls. He weilds a large curved sword made of mithril and gold (enchanted with numerous magics), in a dragonskin hilt with a gold dragon head pommel. He also carries a gold-shod wooden staff, tipped with a large glowing ruby.

He wears an open fur-trimmed black velvet robe, with black satin lining, over a mithril chainmail shirt, with gold trim. Black leather and mithril bracers, adorned with rubies are on his forearms, which like the rest of his body, are heavily muscled. He wears black leather breeches, with gold studs, and a skull pattern embossed into them. His boots are thick, black dragonskin, and are tipped with wicked mithril tips (that look like various attachments could likely be added).

He wears numerous magical rings and amulets, mostly gold with rubies. He also has a magical ruby eye, which is an obvious replacement, due to a large scar indicating the cut that took the original. As an intelligent ogre, he has studied the Art of magic, and is quite accomplished at it. His spellbook is made of black dragonhide, and fitted with gold fittings, and many arcane wards and protections.

He walks over, and leaps up onto his mount (seemingly an impossible leap for one so large and bulky), a small, young black dragon, who is about as large as 4 horses. Its glossy black scales glisten as the muscles beneath move for takeoff, and Gazrok and his mount rise into the air....

[Edited on 10-11-2003 by Gazrok]

FINALLY! Some responses!

*Saucerat manifests a bar, and buys everyone a drink.

But he secretly steals all the beer mats and cocktail sticks.*

*The Ronin Lysergic enters*


With his diamond bladed katana and wakizashi drawn. "I have come for your head ogre born." he beckoned.

The Samurai wore splint mail made of dragon bones covered with ancient jade seals. His helm shone like the sun.

Still the ogre kept walking.


edit: Shone or shined? >_<

[Edited on 10-11-2003 by Lysergic]

Aware that the ogre is about to kill everyone, Saucerat gulps down the last of his drink (which is actually Red Bull) and prepares for battle.

He manifests a calculus book and chucks it at the ogre, which obviously has a profound effect on him, because math is a subject way beyond his comprehension.

*Drunk was delivered to gods green earth to kill mortals with more than 1 blow to the head with his bottle of Skol*

Ah...but they didn't count on the Shield spell cast by the ogre... The diamond katana glances off, momentarily causing the once invisible shield to flicker blue light... Likewise, the calculus book glances off and to the ground...

The ogre smiled (as the others seemed to miss the fact that he's a Mage, and blessed with a little more intellect due to his human heritage...) He nods to his drake, who then covers one nostril with a claw, and blows out a small fireball to burn up the book...

"Gaz no like Math!!!"

He raises a hand, and points at Saucerat... A bolt of magical energy shoots forth, and strikes the newly grown wings (from the Red Bull)...and they dissolve, with Saucerat quickly plummetting to the ground.

He then looks to the Ronin, and advances... The staff begins to crackle in red energy, and swordblades flash... Gazrok is surprised to see his Mithril sword doesn't cleave the strange katana in half....he can see equal surprise in the Ronin's face, when the wakizashi hits the staff, but makes a metallic ringing sound...

"Not know of Ironwood, do you humie?"

*wonders about this Drunk fellow, and eyes the bottle of Skol suspisciously....sensing it's magic....he twists one of the rings which glows slightly then fades...*

"Why you bash Gaz? Me no bash you first...."

*continues to parry*

*Watches as they all back away*

"Uhmm...letz go get sum beerz...."

*Hops on his drake, and motions towards the closest bar....*

Originally posted by Gazrok
*Watches as they all back away*

"Uhmm...letz go get sum beerz...."

*Hops on his drake, and motions towards the closest bar....*

Yeahn beers and some wine and some champ and some.....