posted on Sep, 27 2006 @ 09:33 AM
So I'm sittin' here doin' some thinkin'.... So I says to myself, Self, what would be the perfect job? Hmmmmm....... The perfect job, the perfect
C'mon brain do some good thinkin' here....
A Trash Man? Well you do get to pick out some really cool stuff that people threw away - you could really save money on your holiday shopping. And
sometimes you can find a burger with only one bite taken out of it - that would really save on your lunch bill! But nah, I don't like flies, and bees
A Fire Man? You get to wear that really cool hat, and boots, and get to ride on the back of that really cool red truck while petting those Dalmation
dogs. And you could slide down that pole when the fire bell rings. And you could squirt people with that firehose. I bet they'd be so surprised. But
nah, I don't like heat very much.
A Movie Star? Man that would be sooooo cooool! But wait, I think you have to be a Scientologist - nah forget it.
A Used Car Salesman? Nah, too hard to find those cool plaid suit jackets.....
C'mon brain, you need to do some really good thinkin' here. What would be the perfect job. Hmmmmmmm.........
Wait! I got it!
The perfect job is bein' a Pirate!
Now that's some good thinkin'!
Yep, you sail around all the time on a really cool pirate ship. You get to wear a really cool hat, and carry a big sword around all the time. You get
to climb up ropes and stuff with a big knife in your mouth.
You get to drink rum all day and all night, and bury all kinds of cool treasure.
I bet a car salesman would be so surprised if you went in and picked out a car, and paid for it right then and there with a treasure chest!
Oh man! I almost forgot! You can wear an eye patch! I bet the girls would think your so cool, when you wear that eye patch. I would train that little
parrot that sits on my shoulder to talk. I'd teach him to say "Arrrrrrgh Matey", and "Shiver me timbers". Oh man that is some good thinkin'!
Oh man, I just did some more thinkin'! You have those big cannons! Like when your out sailin' around, you look through that really cool telescope,
and see people playin' on the beach and stuff, you could shoot one of those cannons so that a cannon ball lands a couple hundred feet away from
everyone, and it would make such a big splash. I bet those people would be so surprised!
Now that is such good thinkin'!
Yep, I think I want to be a Pirate! I wonder where I could buy a Pirate ship?