posted on Nov, 5 2003 @ 10:18 AM
Here is some satire for the masses:
GW Bush, State of the Union Speech
My fellow Americanites and Do-Gooders,
Let me be the first to congratulate me on a job well done.
In the time since I have been immersed in National politics, I have managed to change the world.
Not only did I manage to attain the office of President, but I did so by losing the popular vote. I want to thank my Daddy for appointing those
supreme court judges that guaranteed me the office I hold today. Thank you Daddy.
I also want to thank Katherine Harris.....errr...I mean congresswoman Harris, for guaranteeing my win of the State of Florida by scrubbing so many
"useless eaters" from the ballots. Thankfully, the person in charge of the elections in florida was also co-chair of my election campaign in the
state. Thanks Kathy, check is in the mail.
Where would I be without my brother, who also had some input on the florida debacle, seeing as how he governs the state of florida.
Many of you voted for me thinking I was a moderate. Wow, those commercials sure do work don't they? Guess what, I'm a hard right wing idealogue
who was appointed by God.
During my administration, I have created thousands of jobs....in other countries. I have given enormous tax-cuts....to the people who need the money
the least. Now those trust-fund kids will never have to work again, thanks to god and my administratering abilities.
Many of you (I'm not talking about my friends, the mainstream press but the real terraists, independent thinkers) have criticized my wealthy and
politically connected family and for having financial ties to the bin laden family. During wartime, its unconsionable to question my motives for not
holding the bin-laden family for questioning after the attack. I quickly whisked them out of the states to protect YOU, the american people. Its
only coincidence that wherever osama bin-laden goes, whether afghanistan, Iraq, wherever, government contractors and elite family wealth benefit. The
patriot act only applies to people who don't do business with me, or my family...or other muslimoids...terraists all of them.
#, I'm tired of writing and I've barely scratched this mole hill. Someone help me finish.